Category: TV

“This is the message phone company. I see you’re using our unit, now how about paying for it?”

“This is the blood bank. If you don’t have malaria, hepatitis, or TB, we’d like to have a pint of your blood.”

“It’s Aundra. Remember last summer at Pat’s? I’ve got a twelve hour layover before I go to Chicago. How about it?”

“Really want Shim in the seventh? C’mon, that nag couldn’t go a mile in the back of a pickup truck. Call me.”

“It’s Laurie at the trailer park. A space opened up. Do you want me to save it or are the cops going to let you stay where you are?”

“It’s Maury. Got a call from Davis at the IRS. You were right. They bounced your return. Call me.”

“Hey Rockford, very funny. I ain’t laughing. You’re gonna get yours.”

“Hey Jim, this is Louie down at the fish market. You going to pick up these halibut or what?”

“Jim, it’s Norma at the market. It bounced. You want me to tear it up, send it back, or put it with the others?”

“Billings. LAPD. You know Thursday is Chapman’s 20th year, and we’re giving a little surprise party at the Captain’s. I think you should come. By the way, we need five bucks for the present.”