Category: TV

“Mr. Rockford? You don’t know me, but I’d like to hire you. Could you call me at…my name is, uh, never mind. Forget it.”

“This is Mrs. Moseley at the library. We billed you for your overdue book Karate Made Easy. We abuse our library, we don’t get our card renewed.”

“Hey Jimmy, this here’s Dennis Garot. Remember me? From the Army. I’m stuck here in town. How about I come over and bunk with you, buddy?”

“It’s Doc Jones. What did you do to the hand, son? Three fractured knuckles! You hit somebody?”

“I staked out that guy only it didn’t work out like you said. Please call me. Room 234. County Hospital.”

“This is the message phone company. I see you’re using our unit, now how about paying for it?”

“This is the blood bank. If you don’t have malaria, hepatitis, or TB, we’d like to have a pint of your blood.”

“It’s Aundra. Remember last summer at Pat’s? I’ve got a twelve hour layover before I go to Chicago. How about it?”

“Really want Shim in the seventh? C’mon, that nag couldn’t go a mile in the back of a pickup truck. Call me.”

“It’s Laurie at the trailer park. A space opened up. Do you want me to save it or are the cops going to let you stay where you are?”