“This is Marilyn Reed, I want to talk to you…is this a machine? I don’t talk to machines.”
Tag: Rockford Files
Jim Rockford saving the day as ever
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 121
“This is Thelma Sue Bigsley. It’s about the research I called you about, family tree. Did you talk to your daddy? We may be kin.”
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 120
“This is Shirley from the bank. The answers are: no, no, and yes. No, we won’t loan you money. No, we won’t accept any co-signers; and yes, your account’s overdrawn. I get off at four-thirty.”
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 119
“Hey, Jim, it’s me. Susan Ellis from the laundromat. You said you were going to call and it’s been two weeks. What’s wrong, you lose my number?”
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 118
“This is Mrs. Lindis. Three time this month I come to clean and it always look like people been fighting in there. Furniture broke, things tipped over. I’m sorry, but I quit.”
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 117
“Mr. Rockford? This is the Thomas Crown School of Dance and Contemporary Etiquette. We aren’t going to call again. Now, you want these free lessons, or what?”
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 116
“Jim, it’s Jack. I’m at the airport. I’m going to Tokyo and I want to pay you the $500 I owe you. Catch you next year when I get back.”
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 115
“Rockford, this is Mr. Dow. If you think I’m going to pay to have your car repainted, you’re nuts. You can take your expense bill and stuff it.”
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 114
“Mr. Rockford? You don’t know me, but I’d like to hire you. Could you call me at…my name is, uh, never mind. Forget it.”
Rockford Files Answerphone messages: Episode 113
“This is Mrs. Moseley at the library. We billed you for your overdue book Karate Made Easy. We abuse our library, we don’t get our card renewed.”